SKIRMISHER

This good-looking hunk of beef is Broderick Laswell — an overachieving murderer at 19 and esteemed death row candidate — and this is a pictorial demonstration of his devolution from being the finest specimen of modern, well-fed civilized man to a whining, sobbing malnourished piece of shit. Hey, he’s lost 104 pounds in just a few months! That must be really painful!

According to the U.S. District Court complaint, an excerpt of which you’ll find here, Laswell contends that he is being provided with so few calories that, about an hour after every meal, “my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again.” This purported “lack of nutrition,” Laswell claims, is reflected in miniscule biscuits and cake sizes, the small amount of chips accompanying sandwiches, and the occasional provision of “2 small cookies.” And just in case anyone thought he was only concerned about junk food, the accused killer also complains about the “drizzle of dressing” placed on his “small side of lettuce.

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{Mad: Matthew Gibeault, best mugshot ever}

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