SKIRMISHER

If you see a man running after hummers and humping them at intersections, then that might be… The Man With Fused Genitals (TM).

I was born with what are known as “fused genitals,” which means my penis and testicles are, in simple terms, all one thing (though, at the same time, I don’t really have either one). When I was an infant, my genitals just sort of looked like a flap of skin, but as I got older it became sort of a big sac of loose skin and hair. Imagine a guy’s testicles, and then imagine that one of the testicles is about 6 inches long and really lumpy.

[Continue gawking in horror]

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