SKIRMISHER

Jiang Musheng swears (in-between hearty mouthfuls of hapless amphibians, we presume) he has been eating tree frogs and mice for 40 years, which all started when long ago he accidentally swallowed down two frogs. And by “accidentally,” he probably means finding them in his noodles while eating in a pitch-black dungeon, because that’s the only circumstance we could think of to accidentally swallow up frogs. Oh, he once gulped down 20 mice in one day, too. Must be a very busy person.

Stumble it!