SKIRMISHER

Hiroshi Sakaue is 85, but that didn’t stop him from performing on stage somewhere in Tokyo’s Okubo district to bust some rhymes. if you’re wondering what kind of stuff he’s capable of, here are sample lines from his true-to-life rap song called “”Kotsu Jigoku” (Traffic hell).

“Riding along the Koshu-Kaido road on my bike,”

“Insurance compensation worth 30 million,”

“Then Linda came along,”

“And she took it all. Oh, No!”

This naughty granddaddy is currently working on a new song called “Hachi Jigoku” (bee hell), and is about a young man on a bee hunt. Again, if you’re wondering why in the world would a young man hunt for bees — is this thing edible in his part of the world — and not for honey, I’m as perplexed as you are. And in awe. From traffic hell to bee hell, I have a fair idea what his next song would be about.

via ASAHI

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