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Gong Duruo, a 105-year-old double PhD holder, woke up one morning and told himself, “Dang. I’m gonna find myself a nice piece of ass.” He went online and posted it on his blog.

“I cannot live without love any more, and I want someone to spend the rest of my life with,” thrice-divorced Gong wrote in his blog.

Gong wrote that he wanted a woman who knew a bit about medicine, and if she were around 50 years old, that would be a plus.

He has received ten applications within two days. Zhang, 52, who comes from a long line of doctors’ families, caught Gong’s eye.

This guy is cool. I’m visiting my grandmother right now and tell her I’ve found the right man for the personal ad she posted a while ago, that one that said “Looking for a crusty old fart who wouldn’t mind kissing my old set of dentures.”

via CHINA DAILY

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