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The Unborn Baby Ornament, sold by these impeccable purveyors of fine taste, can instantly turn your ordinary Christmas tree into a fun “What are these little dead babies with rifles doing here?” fireside chats with kids and adults alike. Of course, plastic replicas of 11-12-week-old fetuses never fail to warm the heart. And not only are these so reasonably priced, they go well with the teddy bear Muhammad. What could go wrong?

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