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Jesus said he will answer our prayers, but in all honesty, when was the last time he answered yours? With Submissive Jesus: The Prayer Answering Talking Head, the power of God is in your hands. Simply pray and believe, then twist the crown of thorns on our lord’s head. The pain will force him to yelp and then instantly reply with one of 100 random phrases. Imagine the power you will possess with the son of God at your mercy and command. Please pray responsibly.

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