The Douche Card

The Douche Card

If you’re seriously reading this, you’re either: (a) a douche bag; or (b) have been in the awesome presence of a douchebag. Either way, even in douchebag kingdom, professional matters. And how much professional can you get with the Douche Card: a box contains 25 cards bearing the most loved words in the world. Now you don’t have to actually say it. Tremendously helps you in focusing on much more important things, like thinking up a bazillion anal sex jokes to delight the ladies.

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