SKIRMISHER

Just so you know, uber-lovely and impeccably as-nice-smelling-as-a-newborn-baby rocker Marilyn Manson has taken steps to show the world he cares about the kind of inebriation usually preferred by very quiet types. His absinthe brand, called “Mansinthe,” is now available on pre-order. Produced in Switzerland, Manson is reported to fancy the drink, which is the only piece of information that’s missing in our sad, dry lives.

Marilyn Manson and a dude holding a bottle of Mansinthe.

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