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Have no time to stay with your own child but you happen to have $6,299.99 lying around? Get the new fabulous Hello Kitty robot, which can talk to your child for hours using the familiar Hello Kitty voice that can calm down even feral monkeys. So you can take comfort in the thought that you’ve only spent thousands of dollars to give your child the fun of not communicating with real human beings. What else can be more perfect?

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