Artificial Foreskin — For Those Who Can’t Sleep At Night Without A Whiff Of Good Ol’ Smegma
October 9th, 2008
Filed under: Strange, crazy, silly products
SenSlip: brought to you by “the world leaders in the manufacture of artificial foreskin for circumcised men.”
And here we’ve already spent half of our lives not knowing this shit exists.
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October 17th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Smegma, schmegma, get over it! It’s Greek for “soap” and it washes off easily. If allowed to go stale it smells faintly like cheese (on men, and fish on women – but we don’t think about cutting women). Three quarters of the world’s men still have their foreskins and three quarters of the world’s women are not fainting from the stench. About 1/3 of US men are intact and you don’t know who they are. The myth of skunk-like smegma is part of the way neonatal circumcision is perpetuated in the US when it has died out (without ill-effects) in the rest of the English-speaking world, and was never common elsewhere outside Islam.