SKIRMISHER

Stan Lee, he who has brought upon us the likes of mutants in varying degrees of (secretly funny) personal damage, is threatening to inflict on the world his next superhero: Paris Hilton.

As he recently gushed:

“A hip comedy in the superhero comedy-adventure genre. We get on very well. This is a charming, very likable person. Sophisticated. Great comedic sense. A fine voice. And seriously hard-working. Totally unlike whatever the public is led to believe. And she has input. She attends every meeting. What we plan to do is truly tasteful.”

Words couldn’t even begin to describe how exciting this is, especially if you’d envision Paris yelling the magic words “Sell Me Stuff, Now!” to activate her super powers. That’s just soooo cool!

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