Paula Abdul’s Ghastly Chest

July 24th, 2006

Filed under: Strange Celebrities

There are people dying all over the world, but I think I’d reserve my bottomless pity for Paula Abdul’s chest cavity. I’m not very good with medical stuff, and I certainly won’t be able to tell scalpel from garden shears, but that “crater” in her chest tells me somebody scooped out one of her vital organs, pissed on her bra, and stole into the dark, gloomy, rainy, sad sad night.

Maybe she’s missing one of her testicles, she just doesn’t know it.

[Image from X17]

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    4 Responses to “ Paula Abdul’s Ghastly Chest ”

    1. Ben
      July 24th, 2006 at 2:17 pm

      That’s really depressing. She usually looks like she has a great rack, but I can see I’ve been deceived via clever pushup bras or flattering dresses.

    2. jimzzor
      July 24th, 2006 at 8:42 pm

      That’s one horrible chest.

    3. misispi
      July 25th, 2006 at 12:13 am

      what a disaster.

    4. Nyssa
      July 25th, 2006 at 1:06 am

      Horrible D:

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