Paula Abdul’s Ghastly Chest
July 24th, 2006
Filed under: Celebrities: news, rumors, photos, freaks
There are people dying all over the world, but I think I’d reserve my bottomless pity for Paula Abdul’s chest cavity. I’m not very good with medical stuff, and I certainly won’t be able to tell scalpel from garden shears, but that “crater” in her chest tells me somebody scooped out one of her vital organs, pissed on her bra, and stole into the dark, gloomy, rainy, sad sad night.
Maybe she’s missing one of her testicles, she just doesn’t know it.
[Image from X17]
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July 24th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
That’s really depressing. She usually looks like she has a great rack, but I can see I’ve been deceived via clever pushup bras or flattering dresses.
July 24th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
That’s one horrible chest.
July 25th, 2006 at 12:13 am
what a disaster.
July 25th, 2006 at 1:06 am
Horrible D: