SKIRMISHER

Before Paris Hilton’s release from jail, she was thoughtful enough to send her lawyer Rich Hutton to give TMZ’s Harvey Levin a very endearing self-portrait of the heiress braving her time in a situation what normal folks consider simply as “life.” The sketch is a stunning masterpiece in the exclusivist art self-effacing heiresses are known for, but what melts our hearts is the little note that accompanied the self-portrait, showing us that dear Paris dots her I’s with these cute little hearts that just makes us grab a sharp pencil and begin enthusiastically stabbing our own neck.

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