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Daniel Edwards, creator of such timeless works as Suri Cruise’s “golden poop” and the emotionally scarring spectacle of Britney Spears in the act of giving birth, has just made another achievement in the world of high art with Paris Hilton Autopsy.

The life-sized sculpture depicts a supposedly dead Hilton, in the nude except for a jeweled tiara perched on her head, with Tinkerbell (in matching tiara) lying across the heiress’ shoulder. A cell phone is clutched in Hilton’s hand.

To help ram the message home, the Hilton sculpture has an open abdominal cavity and its innards are removable, as if the Simple Life star were really being splayed out for an autopsy. All of the internal organs have been rendered to scale and visitors to the exhibition will be encouraged to don a pair of gloves and pick through the plaster-and-clay remains.

The decidedly morbid display, which will have its unveiling May 11 at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg neighborhood, is designed to “counter the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood’s girls-gone-wild,” gallery director David Kesting said.

Yeah, that picture above doesn’t really justify our breathless headline, so we’ve thoughtfully raided the youtubes for the CelebTV clip below that hopefully matches our hysterics.

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