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Michael Jackson’s move to a mansion just meters from an elementary school is currently being treated by parents as a direct threat to their children’s lives and penises.

One parent told The Sun newspaper: “Some parents say they don’t want their children near Jacko.

“They say he can see the kids getting on the school bus from his house.”

Jackson moved back to Las Vegas last year with his children Prince Michael, 11, Paris, ten, and Prince Michael II, six.

According to the newspaper, Jackson is being put up by casino owner Steve Wynn who is trying to persuade the shy star to appear in a comeback show.

Those who live in the area say that the superstar has not been to the school and keeps a low profile, surrounded by a team of bodyguards.

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