SKIRMISHER

Not to nitpick, but bastion of journalistic integrity The Sun reports that the recent Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce has been due to a long-standing incident involving a horse.

And we quote:

MADONNA’S marriage began sliding towards divorce after her hubby’s “unsympathetic” reaction when she tumbled from a horse, friends say.

The agonised Queen of Pop felt GUY RITCHIE showed a “complete lack of love and sympathy” after she snapped eight bones in the horror fall.

The incident reared its head again during recent arguments – and a close confidante told The Sun how Madge spat at Guy: “Did you ever actually love me?”

A close family friend said yesterday: “From the moment Madonna fell from that horse, their marriage was doomed.

“If you can pinpoint an exact event or incident which spelled the death knell for them as a couple, Madonna’s horse-riding accident was it. Every other row the couple had following that boiled down to what happened that summer.”

On the upside, maybe Guy can now stop making sucky movies and resume filming totally cool shit.

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