SKIRMISHER

And as Britney Spears’ metamorphosis into a rampaging killing machine would only be given justice with full, academic documentation, here’s a block of text fleshing out the real, ultimate power that animates the pop star we all love.

Britney Spears can kill anyone she wants!  Britney Spears cuts off heads  ALL the time and doesn’t even think twice about it.  This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time.  I heard that once Britney Spears was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Britney Spears killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Britney Spears totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

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