SKIRMISHER

I used to be crazy about Ally Mcbeal in its heyday. Smart, feisty, funny–who wouldn’t like Callista Flockhart? My beer-guzzling officemate Steve even thinks the Ally Mcbeal star–despite anorexia, suspected drug use, and all–is hot. But this recently-stolen paparazzi photo might just shatter Steve’s infatuation. The pissed-off Callista shown above, Exhibit A, disturbs me; she’s like that witch that appears in your nightmares, grabs your big toe, and eats it while singing a Celine Dion song. Creepy. Compare Exhibit A, if you will, with Exhibit B below, supposedly taken in a happy, innocent time in a galaxy far, far away…

[Image above from X17online]

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