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Meanwhile, in the happy, peaceful state of Kyrgyzstan, police guarding the US embassy shot a naked man who approached the site “in a threatening manner” — probably in the terrifying, DEFCON1-provoking “I’m going to really, really hump you in the ass” attack stance.

“Local … police fired two warning shots. When he continued to ignore the policemen’s commands, they fired two shots at the man, wounding him once in the leg.”

The embassy did not identify the man and said he was in hospital in a stable condition.The Central Asian nation is home to a U.S. military airbase used for operations in nearby Afghanistan. Last December, a U.S. serviceman shot dead a Kyrgyz truck driver at the base who the United States said threatened the airman with a knife.

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