SKIRMISHER

The Festival del Burro (Donkey Festival) in San Antero, Colombia, if you want to be brutally frank about it, is all about mankind’s passionate love for very sexually attractive donkeys, much exactly like the cute girl with the red phone pictured above.

Apparently when a boy grows up in Colombia, his hand is inadequate and he’s too nervous to have his first experience with a (human) female. No, the sweet tender embrace of a donkey (probably with the appropriate amount of make up like the one featured above) is what’s needed to stir the passions of an all-too-eager but anxious Colombian adolescent. With an abundance of donkeys available, a strong zoophilic culture has taken root.

Stumble it!