Why Put On A Long Face When You Can Have Your Mouth-watering Pessimism Proudly Emblazoned On Some Shining Mug

The Pessimist's Mug

Not sharing the irrational, puzzling and annoying cheerfulness of your fellow cubicle dwellers? Drown that irritation with a touch of class using the Pessimist’s Mug — modern man’s means to firmly hold on to the last shreds of his bleak perspective. So that the world knows when you say the glass is half empty, of course it fucking is, dummy.

Fashioned and painstakingly crafted using the saddest kind of silicon dioxide by the perpetually miserable people at Despair.com.

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