Toilet Paper for the High-Caliber Ass
September 9th, 2006
Filed under: Strange Artifacts

Wiping your ass with Renova’s soft and silky toilet paper may not be as easy to do or watch as when you consummate the ritual with regular two-ply, but it sure gives you license to ambush your demanding guests on their way to the restroom, and serve them clever Eddie Murphy half-jokes like, “Le poop, monsieur?”
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September 11th, 2006 at 1:12 am
[...] The developers of Zhongguancun Plaza in Beijing, in all their zen-like wisdom, decided to place eight of these $100,000 toilets around their fabulously-appointed haven of good living. These obscenely-expensive-but-very-thoughtful toilets provide the very important persons who crap inside these fine structures absolute protection from bullets (strays or otherwise) and even 15-ton blasts (directed to America but somehow landed in Beijing, or otherwise). It must be wonderful to shit there, especially if you’d use Renova’s fine asswipes. [...]
September 23rd, 2006 at 12:24 am
[...] Single ply or better? [...]
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:44 am
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