Toilet Paper for the High-Caliber Ass

Wiping your ass with Renova’s soft and silky toilet paper may not be as easy to do or watch as when you consummate the ritual with regular two-ply, but it sure gives you license to ambush your demanding guests on their way to the restroom, and serve them clever Eddie Murphy half-jokes like, “Le poop, monsieur?”

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    3 Responses to “ Toilet Paper for the High-Caliber Ass ”

    1. [...] The developers of Zhongguancun Plaza in Beijing, in all their zen-like wisdom, decided to place eight of these $100,000 toilets around their fabulously-appointed haven of good living. These obscenely-expensive-but-very-thoughtful toilets provide the very important persons who crap inside these fine structures absolute protection from bullets (strays or otherwise) and even 15-ton blasts (directed to America but somehow landed in Beijing, or otherwise). It must be wonderful to shit there, especially if you’d use Renova’s fine asswipes. [...]

    2. [...] Single ply or better? [...]

    3. Hi! Nice site!

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