SKIRMISHER

The Shenis is gold and twelve inches long. In other words, it really is the Equalizer. It also gives us girls a chance to pee on road trips. While boating. Camping. Even outside of bars if we want. Just like men. Most important, we can do it standing up.

To be honest, I can’t wait for the day when I’m stopped by a cop. (for the shock as well as the publicity).. Can’t you just see it? “This is car 14. I’m pulling off at exit 7 to help a stranded motorist. Got a redhead with her back to me. If I didn’t know better, I’d think she was taking a leak but, oh my God, I need back up now. Officer in danger. Suspect is packing an angry Johnson.” “Ma’am, step away from the Shenis.”

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