The Orgasmatron 3000

Dominic Wilcox’s Orgasmatron 3000 is an ordinary washing machine with a saddle on top and a knob featuring specific controls — from “oh!” to “ooooooooh!”

Very clever, Dominic. I’m sure I have an idea what this washing machine “does” and “says” when it reaches the climax of its homoerotic cleaning job. Now, I’m looking at my TV and I think I can also find ways to make it wear women’s clothing and say dirty things like, “Oh God, you’re so big!” whenever I flip the channel to Jay Leno.

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