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The “marimo” algae doll, popular in Hokkaido, Japan, wears a school gym uniform and has a really huge bulge in his pants, maybe designed after an actual, much-revered gym instructor. But that’s not all: you can pull the bulge all the way out and the doll will quiver with excitement as it retracts. Just the perfect gift for your grandmother. Or a loving reminder of that great, fun time you had when something went horribly wrong when you had your scrotum laser-resurfaced.

via TOKYOMANGO

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