SKIRMISHER

If you have $8,999.85 to burn, get yourself your own personal Zoltar fortune teller from Hammacher and Schlemmer.

Zoltar acknowledges your presence and invites you to approach him. Once you insert a quarter (coins may be removed), Zoltar nods his head up and down as his crystal ball illuminates and he sweeps his hand back and forth. Ain’t this amusing??? It is made to provide 16 different spoken fortunes and dispenses one of 23 different printed fortunes in the form of a paper card. So language barriers won’t exist. It ships with 2000 fortune cards, and the fortune is dispensed from the front of the cabinet.

This very useful, utterly non-ridiculous, general-use contraption of the hour can give direction to your life, just try to overlook the occasional “And you’ll be ripped off by manufacturers of stupid fortune-telling products” fortune card it might issue, as I’m sure there’s no truth to it.

via LUXURY LAUNCHES

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