SKIRMISHER

The Serbian town of Cacak is so happy Samantha Fox is going to perform in a concert there in April that the menfolk thought erecting a life-sized monument of the once-hot 1980s sex symbol is the only befitting thank-you gesture. The town’s decision-makers are in a heated discussion on how to do that, as Fox’s  “most famous attributes” require very expensive marbles to bring the monument to the kind of touchy-feely perfection the town’s hobos would want to fondle in the town square.

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