Russians Pass Off Vodka As “Triple-Core Processors”

December 30th, 2006

Filed under: Strange Artifacts

Some Russians’ clever way to sell vodka to geeks is packaging it in sleek, serious-looking silver boxes that say “triple-core revolutionary performance processor kit.” The idea is when you drink it, everything in the world will seem three times faster, especially the way your life spirals down the existential drain.

via ENGLISH RUSSIA


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