Porsche’s Toaster

October 28th, 2006

Yes, toaster. The manufacturer of fine sportscars and instigator of countless backseat make-out sessions has gone out on a limb to take a look at what’s missing in the kitchen. Porsche realized that if other less-worthy wannabes could ape their car and cram a sorry replica in the living room, they’d do a lot better by leading a smashing revolution in…toasting bread.

I think I’ll pass on this one. I’ll wait till they come out with some nice toilet bowl I could luxuriously shit on.