SKIRMISHER

A mother searching for divine inspiration one night met God in the form of some humorless grandmaster of the Knights Templar, who told her to sell these PJs to unsuspecting kids.

The pyjamas are supposed to “protect” kids as they sleep — although there was no mention of thwarting the sneaky advances of something as foul-smelling, evil, and ugly like Jovito Palparan.

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