SKIRMISHER

If you’re a hooker, let me put it this way: know that alibis like, “I can be a normal, non-prostitute citizen in my spare time” won’t work with Zapata’s management. As you may glean from this poster, the restaurant has even invested precious man-hours training their security guards in the fine, delicate art of prostitute identification. I’m tempted to send a batch of young Catholic nuns, make them wear Courtney Love’s outfits, and see if the guards could tell.

via EATLIVER

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