Luvaglio London’s 1 Million Dollar Laptop Is Making Us Gaze Frustratingly In The Mirror And Scratch Our Heads
March 24th, 2007
Filed under: Computing, Strange Artifacts
Luvaglio London’s presumably self-concocted rumor about its mysterious $1 million laptop (in black! and pink, too!) has been making many people looking behind them to check who’s trying to hump them in the ass. Its own website is no help, either: nothing but a cryptic, arrogant note we’re sure was scrawled by a very old, half-insane wizard who’s spent a lifetime of stewing lizard legs and “exceeding expectations”:
We’ve created our own path - our creations, our designs, our attention to detail… are like nothing you’ve experienced before…We’re not interested in ‘mass production’ or designing ‘entry level products’ - we leave that to others…We guarantee that everything we do will exceed expectations…
We create and hand make the very best…
Nice reassurances. But still, for that price, we’d want free back rubs and some candy!
The pink version of the same ultra-expensive laptop.
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March 25th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
For that kind of money; when I’m looking at porn, the chick better come through the screen and suck my…well, you understand.