SKIRMISHER

The creepy wooden toe above was attached to the 3,000-year-old mummy of an Egyptian noblewoman, further fuelling the unshakeable rumor that foot fetish was hot among the ancient aristocracy (you can’t lick a toe if it ain’t there, can you?).

That, and cross-dressing man-queens [below, the supposedly irrepresible Hatshepsut].

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