SKIRMISHER

Remember Jack Spade’s frog dissection kit? Shoppers were so delighted to find it alongside pricey and trendy stuff that they’re demanding the SoHo district accessory store to haul off all the kits and engage in a synchronized embalmed-amphibian dissection exhibition to the tune of The Nutcracker’s “Waltz of the Flowers.”

“We were shocked to discover that the frog dissection kit contains the carcass of a real frog,” said a spokesman from the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. “I mean, I never thought frog dissection kits involved frogs. I thought they use drugged deathrow convicts or something, which is just okay. Dissecting frogs is just so cruel dude.”

via NEWS AU

Stumble it!