SKIRMISHER

The Multimedia Remote Control Wrangler was invented to convince girls that you’re so fucking hot. It’s a clever contraption carefully designed to send women to hotness-spiked mal seizures and uncontrollable underwear-defying behavior. It may appear as if this is nothing but some silly, dorky headpiece created so that you won’t lose any of your various remote controls, but do not believe your gut reaction. Take our word for it: strap it on your lovely head, stick on it every imaginable piece of gadget you find lying around your house, and parade around the neighborhood and watch in amazement as it shoves some semblance of sex life into your daily schedule, so that you may finally stop humping all those dead trees in the backyard.

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