Have Your Bacon, And Wear It, Too

March 30th, 2007

The sophisticated ladies man in this photo wears a top-of-the-line, mindbendingly fashionable tuxedo that not only features prints of bacon strips, but also smells of authentic bacon. If you’re like us who have the habit of fielding the question, “What animal is that?” Let the tuxedo’s makers answer you:

There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.

If you want to be like him (who wouldn’t?), and be so hot even female armadillos get soaking wet and want to have your babies, swing by at Archie McPhee, purveyor of all things nice and juicy.

via WEIRD ASIA NEWS

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