“Hard Wood” Coffins Are Marketed By Making Your “Woody” Real Hard

Italian coffin maker Cofanifunebri loves their products so much, they want you to masturbate on them.

So they hired these half-naked pretty young things, told them to simulate making out with the company’s “hard wood” caskets, and put out a glossy 2007 Calendar that has become so popular, Cofanifunebri is confused whether to continue making coffins or just the calendar. The compelling message the company seems to convey is that there’s nothing more arousing in this world than being the proud owner of a refined, artfully carved, and painstakingly designed coffin.

With these coffins and fascinating girls, don’t you just want to die right now just to be part of the wonderful Cofanifunebri experience?

via 1TRACKMIND

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