SKIRMISHER

Nope, we wish it were that easy to dispose of your erstwhile-favorite small furry animal. What this hamster shredder actually does, based on the rich trove of information we can glean from this very detailed photo, is it gives you a reason to bring Dave to the office so he can have all the stuffing he wants. It might also be therapeutic to stare at the mammal as he enjoys tons of shredded paper work, in much the same way you feel with all those spreadsheets. Life’s fun.

Stumble it!