SKIRMISHER

Souvenir shops around President Bush’s Crawford Ranch in Texas began selling these $1 million George Bush dollar bills for $1.25, probably as a preemptive measure just in case the American economy takes an extreme nose-dive that makes the 1-million dollar denomination suddenly viable — with President Bush’s disarming (pun unintended!) smile to tell you everything’s gonna be all right, y’all!

Stumble it!