Gellibaff Is A Must-have If Bathing Like A Pig Is Your Morning’s Biggest Thing
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Add the Gellibaff powder to your ordinary bathwater and instantly, what was previously boring, plain water becomes “jello-like soup.” You can then roll in it like a happy hippopotamus, which is the long-sought ideal and the very reason this product was invented. When you’re tired of it, you can turn back the goo into plain water by adding the “antidote” that comes with the Gellibaff package. Works like magic.
As an alternative, you can just ask your kids to pee in the tub while you convince the neighbor’s annoying kid that the funny-smelling yellow stuff is also Gellibaff, only without an antidote. Works like magic, too.
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