SKIRMISHER

Oh, this is cruelty. Not because we mentioned some weeks ago this cool thing called Aquariass does it necessarily indicate where our hearts are when it comes to empathy for other nice (athough pretentious) living things like goldfish and M. Night Shyamalan. We’re not amused with these things. And so you won’t catch us talking about Fish ‘n’ Flush. No you won’t, even if some anonymous dude keeps yapping about how “it’s a whimsical potty that turns your toilet into a nautical wonderland.”

You know me, I’m a man of principle; I’ll only trust depositing my shit in pristine, crap-safe places, like Paris Hilton’s mouth.

Stumble it!