SKIRMISHER

Pakistan Airlines ran this ad on Le Point and several other publications on March 17, 1979. Months later, Osama bin Laden was probably in some hill in Afghanistan taking a dump with a roll of old newspaper. He unrolls the newspaper to wipe his ass, and what does he see? This ad, advertising nonstop flights to New York.

He wouldn’t have remembered the particular page if not for the sorry, unforgettable moment the wind snatched it from his hand, which makes him running after it, his stinking, freshly crapped ass fully exposed to the sight of Russian snipers.

via NEATORAMA

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