Candiru, World’s Most Frightening Fish

Candiru, or “toothpick fish” (Vandellia cirrhosa), is the much-feared fish in the Amazon River, much worse than the piranha. Why? Because of its love for blood — and holes.

The tiny hunter shadows its prey, almost invisible due to its translucent body and small size. When the target fish exhales, the candirú detects the resulting flow of water and makes a dash for the exposed gill cavity with remarkable speed. Within less than a second it penetrates the gill and wriggles its way into place, erecting an umbrella-like array of spines to secure its position.
Unconcerned with the host’s panicked thrashing, the firmly anchored parasite immediately nibbles a hole in a nearby artery with its needle-like teeth, feasting upon the bounty that gushes forth. Within two minutes the candirú’s belly is swollen with the blood of its victim, and it retracts its gripping barbs. Though it may seem that the exploited host fish has escaped, its injuries are so extensive that chances of survival are grim. Meanwhile the victorious attacker slinks back into the river’s dark places to digest its meal.

Now picture it doing the same thing into your penis, and up your urethra. Smile, please.

via

Share/Save/Bookmark


Stumble it!

More or Less Related Posts
  • Assholes For Dinner
  • World’s Most Frightening Dog
  • Inventing The Babel Fish
  • See Orangutan Spear Fish
  • If It Tastes Like Chicken, It’s Probably Chicken

  • Tags: , ,


    Leave a Reply