Women In Bikinis Will Mow Your Lawn For You

Tiger Time Lawn Care wants you to quit mowing your lawn “unprofessionally” and just let their bikini-clad professionals do the job–maybe while you sit on the porch gawking and sipping beer.

Tiger Time Lawn Care women in bikini

They call themselves Tiger Time Lawn Care and they’ll send the shapely “tigers” in bikinis for a slightly higher fee than a normal grass cut.

“We had a couple of customers sitting in lawn chairs drink beer just enjoying the bikini cut,” said Tiger Time Owner Lee Cathey.

Lee Cathey is retired from the Air Force, a native Memphian and the boss behind the bodies.

“The yards definitely get more attention when there’s a bikini on the lawn,” said Cathey.

The concept seems to be successful and they’re looking for more business opportunities post-summer.

“In the fall we’ll go pick up leaves in the bikinis if need be,” added Cathey.

It’s a service specializing in lawn care and using its sex appeal to market to the Mid-South.

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