Tania Derveaux Offers 40,000 Blowjobs

On May 11, 2007, in Sexy, Strange Things to See, by JB
Tania Derveaux naked

“Leading” Belgian senatorial candidate Tania Derveaux, for whom some of our friends earlier jerked off into their neighbor’s high-heeled shoe for the inspiration Tania gave them, seems to have become much more enthusiastic for the global attention she has been getting that she’s now not only offering 400,000 jobs, but also 40,000 blowjobs — that’s 80 blowjobs a day for 500 days of hard work.

We’re not sure if Tania or her friends at NEE are bullshitting us, but the only way to know is to hit and fill out Tania’s Blowjob Request Form, carefully read the Fellatio Terms of Service, and cross your fingers and hope that one sunshiny day Tania indeed would appear at your doorstep with her mouth deliciously hanging open.

 

13 Responses to “Tania Derveaux Offers 40,000 Blowjobs”

  1. anonymous says:

    Can anyone give blowjob more than 6hrs a day? Well, its writen there that she want to give 80 a day, so…..FAKE!

  2. Miguel Fernandez Araujo says:

    All for Tania

  3. gendik says:

    Tania can creat sex job for 10000 gril.

  4. [...] This is not the first time that Ms Devereaux has offered up her orifices services for a good cause. Last year she put 40,000 blowjobs on the negotiating table when she ran for a seat in the Belgian senate, as a protest against other politicians’ claims that they would create 400,000 jobs. Clearly she thought that sucking on a pencil would get voters putting a XXXX in her box. [...]

  5. [...] This is not the first time that Ms Devereaux has offered up her orifices for a good cause. Last year she put 40,000 blowjobs on the negotiating table when she ran for a seat in the Belgian senate, as a protest against other politicians’ claims that they would create 400,000 jobs. Clearly she thought that sucking on a pencil would get voters putting a XXXX in her box. [Don’t Stay Virgin and Skirmisher—thanks Dirk] [...]

  6. [...] Of course, the whole thing is a farce. Some of you should remember her from last year’s promise to hand out 400,000 blowjobs. The same promise that ended with a virtual blowjob by her “Asian assistant” via YouTube. I imagine this charade will end similarly. [...]

  7. TITO says:

    I am agree with the independencies of internet access

  8. carlos filipe says:

    i agree with you, and i will playing sex with you

  9. Andrew says:

    i’d like a blowjob. my phone number tania is 248-683-9895. call me tania derveaux.

  10. OMG!! I’m all for this lady!

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  11. Oh.. I’m all for this lady!

  12. Brian Spears says:

    Man, I just want to see if Tania can be able to suck my dick. I am willing to do fuck her if she wants too……Oh what a lady!

  13. [...] thought that sucking on a pencil would get voters putting a XXXX in her box. [Don't Stay Virgin and Skirmisher—thanks Dirk] VN:F [1.7.3_972]please wait…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)VN:F [...]

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