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Jessica Simpson, seen here wearing what looks like a see-through dress [underneath was actually a skin-colored bra] reassured her hordes of fans in a recent interview that she, like, toootally farts a lot, “but it smells heavenly, like roses.”

With that important matter of passing gas finally settled, now we can move on to other things. Like how to lose weight like a celebrity.

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