SKIRMISHER

Here’s proof that I love Jessica Biel for her inner beauty and not at all for her heart-stopping curves and the fact that she’s Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive.”

On Tuesday this week, some guy with lots of cash may win a date with her in a fundraiser to help a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limousine accident.

The event dubbed “Mollypalooza” to help Molly Bloom’s family with medical expenses is scheduled for Tuesday at the Rock Island Club, organizers told The Denver Post and Rocky Mountain News. The News described the date as a lunch date.

That’s a worthy cause, but here’s something better: How about I raise funds so that I win in that auction?

Maybe I should bring this urgent issue to the Philippine government. This is very important.

WANT A DATE WITH JESSICA BIEL [11Alive]

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