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Jenna Fischer, or Pam Beesly from The Office, is Wired’s disappointingly not-completely-nude cover girl for April 2007. Which is really confusing as the blurb-riddled card she’s holding says “strip down and learn how to have it all by baring it all.” We’re devoted servants of People Who Say “All” And Mean It church, so we believe saying “all” twice and not delivering it somehow indicates either there’s a completely naked Jenna in-between Wired’s covers, or somebody made an unforgivably corny decision and should be forced to have sex with angry porcupines.
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