SKIRMISHER

Freshly-eviscerated from the CNN:

The full-length lycra suit with hijab head-covering is not too figure hugging to embarrass, but is tight enough to allow its wearer to swim freely. It will soon be manufactured in the iconic red and yellow of Australia’s surf life saving movement.

“We are surrounded by water all over Australia, it is totally encouraged for us from all the schools, no matter what school you go to,” burqini manufacturer Aheda Zanetti said.

“So when these girls decide and choose to wear the veil, they decide to stop doing that. We didn’t want to do that.”

The burkini is making its appearance during the 100th anniversary of surf life saving in Australia, which began on Sydney’s famous Bondi Beach and has grown to count 115,000 volunteers in more than 300 clubs.

Not as much fun as the good old bikini or the Japanese “boobkini” or the total absence of the whole goddamn thing. But you can’t really push these Arab women, who are really hot on the inside if given the go to bare it, but at least they’re doing something. But in dark moments of brief, frightening enlightenment, you just have to wonder how these perpetually-angry and anal-retentive guys would react to this.

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